I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Radioactive Man Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Rosebud Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Cape Feare Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Duffless I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
How do you know she is a witch?
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring her forward! Oh, ow! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! We want a shrubbery!! But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt? First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how’d you become king, then? I dunno. Must be a king. Bring her forward! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! What… is your quest? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.
How to keep up posting consistently on social media (don’t snooze or you will loose).
In today’s digital age, social media plays an important role in our daily lifes and social media has become an essential tool for (small) businesses alike. Social media platforms provide a cost-effective way to reach your audience and build up your brand. However, to succeed on social media, it’s essential to post consistently to stay in touch with your audience. It’s hard work to stay “on top” of your posts, but to be productive is key as “when you snooze, you loose”. In this post I’ll reveal some useful tools to use on how to keep up on posting consistantly to keep track of your social media presence and to keep you organized. Develop a social media strategy The first step in keeping up with your social media presence is to develop a social media strategy. You need to define your goals, target audience, and the type of content you’ll be posting. You should also decide on the frequency of your posts and the platforms you’ll be using. Use a social media scheduling tool Once you’ve defined your social media strategy, you need to use a social media scheduling tool to keep track of your posts. These tools allow you to schedule your posts in advance, which ensures that you don’t miss any important dates or events. Some popular social media scheduling tools include Hootsuite, Buffer, and Sprout Social. Create a content calendar A content calendar is a helpful tool for keeping track of your social media posts. It’s a visual representation of your content plan and helps you stay organized. You can create a content calendar using a simple spreadsheet, or you can use a tool like CoSchedule or Trello. Analyze your social media performance It’s essential to analyze your social media performance regularly. This will help you determine what’s working and what’s not, so you can adjust your strategy accordingly. You can use social media analytics tools like Google Analytics, Facebook Insights, or Twitter Analytics to track your performance. Engage with your audience Engaging with your audience is critical to building a successful social media presence. You should respond to comments, messages, and mentions promptly. You should also ask questions, run polls, and host contests to encourage interaction with your followers. Be consistent Consistency is key to building a successful social media presence. You should aim to post regularly, at the same time each day or week. This will help your followers anticipate your posts and ensure that you’re staying top of mind. Don’t be afraid to experiment Finally, don’t be afraid to experiment with your social media strategy. Try different types of content, post at different times, and test different platforms. You can use the insights you gain from these experiments to refine your strategy and achieve better results when you know what’s working best. In conclusion, keeping up with your social media presence requires the 3 key elements: planning, organization, and consistency. By developing a social media strategy, using a scheduling tool, creating a content calendar, analyzing your performance, engaging with your audience, and experimenting with your strategy, you can build a successful social media presence and achieve your goals. Jolande Grade
