You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Forest of the Dead The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Midnight *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. The Impossible Astronaut Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Journey’s End I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!
These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Radioactive Man Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Rosebud Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Cape Feare Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Duffless I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
8 Tips To Avoid Social Media Overload.
One of the problems that happens to many people who like to use Social Media on a daily basis is that it takes over their lifes. They feel exhausted to keep up with everything besides their daily schedules in their personal lifes. Even if you are doing it for a dayjob, you have to admit that sometimes the online information overlead is just too much information to handle and you end up overwhelmed, confused and exhausted, which is not really helpful.You just want to give your brains some time out. You have to admit that it isn’t very productive to watch cat videos all day but sure it is entertaining and fun to relax for a while. Being productive at all times can be quite a hassle, right?But what if you can focus to get more productivity rather than activity? You’ll be able to add much more value and success in your life or business as productivity depends on your performance and mindset. You could be hardworking enough, but at the end of the day in your job, productivity is counted on how many completed tasks of good quality you have executed that gives results.Whether you’re working for a boss or being your own boss, quality and progress matters to move forwards and to feel good about yourself, your work input and attitude and will give you a daily sense of fulfillment to reach for your goals. Or simply said on a more individual level – it is just how much one can get done in a period of time by the principle of “working LESS, achieving MORE” or also known as “work smarter, not harder”. In todays post, we’ll give you some tips to better master your time and productivity to avoid social media overload. 1. Schedule Your Time On Social MediaDon’t simply check your social media whenever you would like to.Instead, create a plan that offers you bound times and days that you work on social media. If you don’t wish to get “sucked into the social media abyss”, it is vital to stick to a schedule or make use of checklists and specific software tools. 2. Use Automation Smartly When you automate social media tasks, it will help you get the most out of social media without inflicting overload. For example, you’ll automate post scheduling so you don’t have to try and do that each single day. Some wellknown social media automation services are: Zapier, Coschedule (free calendar) and Make sure to check the tool that is compatible with the social media platforms you want to use. If you have a multi-channel social media presence, look for a tool that supports all your channels and compare the prices of each tool. Look for a tool that fits your budget and provides good value for your money. The following social media automation tools offer a free plan CrowdFire Buffer Agorapulse CoSchedule 3. Focus on what matters most for the momentWhen it involves doing tasks on social media, you want to work in a specific order: money-making tasks ought to return first, then relationship building, then personal activities. If you target simply whatever is in front of you once you check your social media, you’ll get sucked in. Instead, have a plan of attack and stick to your plan. 4. Outsource To Make Use of The Right People & ToolsHire somebody else to do the task for you and to help you with social media tasks if you are using it for business and if your main money-creating activity is at risk. There are many Social Media managers or Virtual Assistants (like a hired fellow right-hand person) who are making your workloadeasier and getting your tasks done quicker. They will helpyou schedule and automate your social media, keeping you from beingoverloaded by data that does not matter to you. Or make use of handy automation tools to get things done, use sites like Sprout Social or Hootsuite. If you don’t have the budget to spend on outsourcing, look for “bite sized” help on Fiverr.com that you can afford. 5. Turn Off Notifications There are parts of your day where social media does not play a role, simply because you´re having other obligations to attend, like when you’re in a meeting; when you are among your family & friends; when you’re out having dinner; when you are in the lavatory. These are just some examples, but you got the idea. Turn it off. Don’t be tempted to have a look at it other than throughout the timeschedule and plan you’ve already set up. Stick to your plan. 6. Avoid MultitaskingGenerally when you are trying to do too much at once, you end up sucked into the social media black hole, which as a result your brain is trying to induce an opportunity. Instead, when you’re on social media, only do social media that you’ve planned and don’t get distracted. When you’re with your family, be together with your family to seize the moment. That way you can enjoy both without anxiety or the feeling you are missing out which is called: the fear of missing out (FOMO). Be more “zen” by living in the moment and it will give you peace of mind. 7. Don’t Lie To Yourself.Most of the time by being “busy” makes you feel good about yourself. It seems like you are doing something and accomplishing one thing. However, the reality is, not all activities that keeps you busy are productive. It is important that you just develop the flexibility to be honest with yourself about why you’re doing something at that specific time and order. It´s also ok if your choice is not doing anything productive for a while, but be aware of procrastination or even demotivation, as at the end of the day your work might be affected by this attitude as you didn´t reach your daily goals while you basically wasted your time watching cat videos all day. 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